Step 1: Make the dough.
Step 2: Grill the dough
Step 3: Add toppings (tomato sauce, artichoke, seitan sausages, red onion, mushrooms, nooch)
Step 4: Add the Mozzarella Teese and melt (a wok dome works wonders here, or toss it under the broiler for 45 seconds).
Step 5: Consume mass quantities.